121028 – Tuesdays with Bernie: Trader Edition Season 3 Ep 04 – Just Because You’re Paranoid (Money Laundering)

Simon is terrified of telling the boss, Mr Dawson, that his latest deal has to be renegotiated after Brad missed the boycott language on […]

When Bernie discovers that someone he knows is on the US Sanctions list, he launches into an impassioned defence of his friend. But Simon […]

Simon is given a hero’s reception when he asks Compliance for help with a deal he’s working on. Even Bernie, although taken aback, waves […]

Simon is celebrating his new promotion into the Compliance department. While visiting Bernie to break the good news, Simon discovers his new found knowledge […]

New trader Jeff is an advocate of self affirmation and being the best Jeff he can be. However Simon is worried that with all […]

Bernie 2.0 has arrived at the office, and he goes by the name of Clive Mortenson. Simon is jealous of a fancy trip Clive […]

When Bernie subtly encourages Simon to keep his concerns over a deal he’s working on to himself, suspicions are aroused. Bernie offers to reveal […]

Simon suspects his office crush Lauren may be partaking in illegal Wash Trades. He decides to confront her, but all is not what it […]

Simon is struggling to remain his usual chipper self in his weekly visit to Westgate Prison. Clive has upstaged him in front of Lauren […]

Simon is having a hard time getting the team to be more aware of Money Laundering schemes. After numerous quirky but ineffective campaigns Simon […]

Lauren becomes privy to proprietary information that she may be able to profit from. Simon is sure she will do the right thing… however […]

Simon jumps at the opportunity to put his detective hat on, when he gets a mysterious phone call from an insider with information about […]

Jeff thinks that one of his friend’s businesses could save the company “a tonne of money”, however Simon seems intent on raining on his […]

Clive is on the edge of finalising a big deal! A very big deal! All the I’s are dotted and all the T’s are […]

British Compliance Officer Simon starts his new job in Texas, and is shocked to discover that his old friend Bernie is there as well! […]

Bernie’s newfound fans clamor for a picture, whilst Simon remains unconvinced by his reformed friend. Kara comes to Simon to clarify her trading position, […]

DeMarco, an old “friend” of Bernie’s, is meeting with Trent and his fellow traders. Bernie informs Simon that DeMarco is not somebody who does […]

A charming reporter manipulates Trent into discussing classified details of the company’s latest project. As Simon rushes to tell his boss Sharon to put […]

Trent appears to have a sudden charitable streak, as he prepares for the latest viral video challenge – his sponsors donate money for each […]

Kara has made an innocent mistake regarding a counterparty’s status, but has caused lots of extra work for Francine, who controls the clear-out schedule […]

Trent’s big mouth is getting him into trouble again. He lets slip to a supplier that the timeline for “Phase 2” is being brought […]

Simon sees a fellow employee fall down a flight of stairs, then mysteriously disappear without a trace. Bernie suggests he might be finally losing […]

Sharon is on the war-path after a thermal camera is returned to the office, having been shipped without the correct export license. Simon investigates […]

Simon wakes up to discover the office abandoned and a huge storm approaching… Unfortunately, he isn’t up to speed on the business continuity plan.

Bernie has another chance to make a presentation to the company, and this time he’s determined to make it a success. Trent’s bad behavior […]

Simon is sent to visit Bernie in prison, after the veteran trader is arrested. He takes him some items to trade, and discovers that […]

Simon arrives at the prison to see Bernie and gets unwelcome attention from the guards – he doesn’t know the prison lingo and says […]

Simon shows off the way he got out of an awkward conversation at work, which makes Bernie remember when people have made abrupt exits […]

When Bernie subtly encourages Simon to keep his concerns over a deal he’s working on to himself, suspicions are aroused. Bernie offers to reveal […]

After receiving opera tickets as a gift from a company currently bidding on a deal, Simon turns to Bernie for advice. Soon the whole […]

While still trying to find out why Bernie is behind bars, Simon mentions some irregularities about the deal he’s working on. Bernie points out […]

After spending the previous day planning a big event with Lauren, Simon arrives at the prison in high spirits. However, Bernie quickly serves time […]

Brad likes to brag about all the big deals he’s working on, even when in the local bar. Simon’s worried and enlists Bernie’s help, […]

The legal department are adamant that all records pertaining to a particular client are maintained, after accusations of market manipulation surface. Trent is taking […]

Bernie persuades Simon to bring in a giant ‘cookie’ from the local bakery, bending prison rules that ban cakes. Simon’s on edge, but Bernie […]